always make sure to start forging parents’ signatures on the first day of class. that way, your teachers won’t know that you’ve been forging signatures for the rest of the year
My poor dad is dead now, but I feel he would like the widest audience possible to know that he used to routinely hand his teachers the following note.
“In my opinion, David is not fit for Games today. Regards, David McDougall.”
My dad was not named after his father, whose name was, in fact, Victor.
My dad’s reasoning was he could never be accused of forging anything, because he hadn’t. He’d just offered his opinion, in writing.
This youtube couple literally cancelled the adoption of a child from Thailand when they found out there was a law prohibiting them from filming said child on any social medias
My heart goes out to you today if you have a condition that limits what you can eat. I hope that there’s at least one dish on your holiday table that you can enjoy without symptoms.
So tmi but I’m in the middle of an IBS flare, and anytime this happens I end up just desperately googling stuff (as tho the info will have changed since last time) but this time I did stumble across the most useless advice for helping with the pain.
It was a home-made one and it made me flare up afterwards for some reason. There’s a really good store-bought pizza by ‘daiya’ which is both gluten and dairy free. It’s normally $10, but if you split it in two for two dinners, then it’s not too pricey.
Bitches with chronic illness be like “wow my condition is getting better ! That must mean it’ll stay like this forever from now on !” Only to be very disappointed the next week